SIGN OF THINGS TO COME? A-Rod, Madonna heckler

Madonna couldn't possibly be attending tonight's All-Star game at Yankee Stadium to watch her "close friend" Alex Rodriguez play, could she? She is maybe that crazy! According to the Post, the singer is "loving" the attention she's getting from her rumored "affair of the heart" with A-Rod, and is planning on attending tonight's game, heckling fans be damned. She's about to go on tour, you see, and needs all the publicity she can get! She's even bringing along Guy Oseary, the guy who introduced her to A-Rod in the first place. Perhaps Guy Ritchie, the dude with whom she has an "unconventional marriage," according to a friend, will come along. What fun that'll be for all parties involved, particularly drunk Red Sox fans just itching for an excuse to hurl large plastic cups of beer!

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