Yesterday, Max Mosley (right), head of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile, testified in court that the orgy he had with five prostitutes a few months ago was not in any way, shape, or form Nazi-themed, despite what had been reported in the British tabloid the News of the World (and despite the fact that Mosley's fascist dad, Sir Oswald Mosley, was chummy with Hitler.) Today, the hookers—ahem, "corporal punishment" enthusiasts—themselves took to the stand, and, not surprisingly, corroborated Mosley's claim. "I'm very upset and offended because it is an insult and offence [sic] if a newspaper equates German with being Nazi—my grandparents were not members of that party," said one. Instead, the entire affair is being cast as a "prison fantasy."

Mosley himself claims the idea of a Nazi theme is "abhorrent" to him, adding, "Had I wanted a Nazi scene, I would have said I wanted one and A [the unnamed hooker] would have got some of the inexpensive Nazi stuff from the joke shop that provides uniforms and would not have gone to Marks and Spencer and got quite expensive jackets." Uh, not that he'd know firsthand from having ever tried, or anything! (He also said he didn't find the lice-checking portion of the festivities "particularly erotic.")

Then again, in an audio disc of an orgy featuring Mosley and a woman from a few weeks prior that was played during the court proceedings, Mosley is heard shouting in German while the woman is yelling in English, "But we are the Aryan race, blonds." Totally innocent fun, we're sure.