Yesterday, Max Mosley (right), head of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile, testified in court that the orgy he had with five prostitutes a few months ago was not in any way, shape, or form Nazi-themed, despite what had been reported in the British tabloid the News of the World (and despite the fact that Mosley's fascist dad, Sir Oswald Mosley, was chummy with Hitler.) Today, the hookers—ahem, "corporal punishment" enthusiasts—themselves took to the stand, and, not surprisingly, corroborated Mosley's claim. "I'm very upset and offended because it is an insult and offence [sic] if a newspaper equates German with being Nazi—my grandparents were not members of that party," said one. Instead, the entire affair is being cast as a "prison fantasy."

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