We tend to skip over things such as the microsports news in our local papers. We're just not big horse gamblers, nor do we care about the British Open's tee times. Therefore we always forget to check up on the New York Post sports guy, "Hondo." Today, he really goes all out! There is something unintelligible about gambling up top and then there's some words of political wisdom and/or column filler at the bottom. It is somewhere to the right of a Sean Delonas cartoon!

Writes Hondo in today's fishwrap:

Hillary [Clinton], who has a campaign debt of $20 mil, is still in the running to become [Barack] Obama's VP. Were the Pantsuit to become the choice, it would work well with Barack's slogan: "Yes We Can" have a deadbeat for a vice-president ... A N.J. appeals court, ruling on a suit brought by the ACLU, has decided that towns cannot ban sex offenders from living near schools and parks. That works well with the ACLU slogan: "Keep America Safe and Free" for perps, perverts, and predators.

Um, charmed? It's like borscht-belt shtick meets Focus on the Family.