Jesus fuck - two Morning Sifts and a SIX MINUTE video? You're really asking for a lot from us today.

Do you hate the Sifts? Or is two in the morning too much of a good thing?

No no, I don't hate them (I COULD NEVER HATE ANYTHING YOU DO! Oh wait, no, that's not true at all, now is it?) - I just thought it was funny you posted two of them today. But I'm not watching a six minute video, no matter how great you say it is.

Well, we just figured it was more digestible as two regular-sized posts rather than one monster. But I'll tell you what: Watch the first two minutes of the video and if you ABSOLUTELY HATE IT I will give you a full refund.

Balk. Don't lie to me, I know you too well for that (and oh my I don't even know you at all HOW DOES THAT WORK!?!). You just wanted to up your post quota and page views with less effort.

I'm confused though, both Sifts seemed about the same as always, 3 items to start and then 3 or 4 more after the jump.

Yeah, because otherwise it would have been about 15 items. And we did them at 15 minute intervals, which doesn't do anything to meet quota. We're still gonna have to do an extra post because the boss is the kind of dick who insists on something new going up every 30 minutes. Hate that guy.

OMG ME TOO!! But please don't tell anyone because I've managed to convince the Internet that I'm his biggest fan and I don't want to ruin a good thing.