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< BACK TO Fresh Intelligence Behold the 'Gastrosexuals'Gastrosexuals, per the Daily Mail, are a new breed of man who "use their kitchen prowess to impress friends and prospective partners." Muses include Gordon Ramsay and that "Naked Chef" dude Jamie Oliver, both of whom evidently have to fend off comely females with frying pans due to their ability to whip up tasty meals and look good while doing it. Says a spokesperson for food company PurAsia: "Male Gastrosexuals in particular are no longer content with what they can find at the back of the kitchen cupboard. They are looking for something much more satisfying in terms of taste, participation and effort.'" Yeah. Something like poon.
Pure poetry. Well done. Posted by: Talie on July 23, 2008 10:23 AM Indeed. Always thought obsessive male food preparers were up to no good. Happy to wash the dishes and clean up, anything to avoid the faux bonhomie of gettin' out to that kitchen and rattlin' those pots and pans. Posted by: sailor on July 23, 2008 10:44 AM 'Gastrosexual' sounds like a freaky colostomy-bag fetish. gross. Posted by: smashleigh on July 23, 2008 11:05 AM Terrifying. Tho sort of brilliant. But will they be safe in Greece: Posted by: LAngel on July 23, 2008 1:48 PM Advertisement |
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