For the record! Max Mosley, head of the Fèdèration Internationale de l'Automobile, has testified in court in London today that the orgy he conducted with five prostitutes (at a cost of $5,000) that demonstrated his love of "corporal punishment" most certainly had no Nazi themes, Nazi outfits, or favored Nazi potluck dishes. "I can think of few things more un-erotic than Nazi role play," he testified. (Oh, well, I can, but not by much.) Mosley is suing News of the World over the Nazi claims. In an extremely unlikely coincidence, Hitler was a guest at Mosley's parents' wedding. Which was held at Goebbels' house. Seriously.