Comely Ashley Dupré, the hooker behind the Eliot Spitzer scandal, is—oh, we've waited long enough—said to be developing a cable-reality show, and it'll be something in the vein of oversexed micro-nymph Tila Tequila's dating program. "Ms. Dupré wants to eliminate all negativity from her life and focus on the positive. She has prospects for many exciting new projects and is looking forward to starting a new chapter," says Dupré's lawyer. A few quick questions, though: Just how will they portray the most beautiful vagina in New York on even the sluttiest of television networks? (A graphic, maybe!) And can her mother please be involved? (Even if it's just as a back-up dancer or limo driver on the shoot for Ashley's "What We Want" video?) [E! Online]