"Angelina Jolie hasn't given birth yet, her obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussman, said Wednesday at a French Riviera hospital. Asked when Jolie is expected to have her twins, he replied 'in the weeks to come.'" SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST, WHEN THE HELL ARE THESE BABIES GONNA COME OUT ALREADY? They're going to be ready for COLLEGE by the time this woman finally pops. [Us]