Congratulations, Amy Winehouse! You are the latest drug-addled starlet to to get your very own wax likeness at Madame Tussauds. We weren't sure if you knew since you weren't able to make the unveiling yesterday—busy recovering, we're sure. But maybe it's a good thing you didn't show. We're guessing the last thing you need is a reminder of how horrific your skin's looking these days by seeing the crystal-clear complexion of your paraffin doppelganger. Your dad was there, though, and he's just so proud. Do him a favor and have some babies so you can get clean, huh? He, like many, feels pregnancy is your only hope. [BBC]

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