Yesterday, Star Jones' ex, Al Reynolds took to the YouTube to confront rumors that he's gay. While he might seem homo because he's a "spiffy" dresser (and more so because he was involved with Jones), Reynolds insists, "I am not a homosexual.... I look good, so people call that kind of soft." We didn't ask, but good to know? Inspired by Big-Not-Gay-Al and his insistent heterosexuality, we got to thinking about other heteros persisting in their hetero-ness in the face of similarly vicious rumors. A list of of our Top 10 Greatest Moments In Heterosexuality follows!

• Jerry Yang and the Yahoos Sing the Song of Solomon
• Crazy Love-er Burt Pugach Sues Dan Klores, HBO

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