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The Two Coreys: A Real Thriller

Remember Corey Haim and Corey Feldman? The two Coreys? The Lost Boys? License To Drive? Yeah, us either. But they've somehow gotten themselves a second season of their A&E reality show The Two Coreys (GENIUS title!), and if this clip from last night's episode is any indication, they're ready to open up every old wound in an attempt to reach some sort of rapprochement, or at least jack up ratings. The two Coreys had an old-fashioned rape-off to see who was molested worse! It's a difficult judgment to make without all the facts in front of us, but we're going to say the one who kinda hints that he got diddled by someone who is almost certainly a popular entertainer whose name rhymes with "Michael Lackson" wins this round, if only because he's so obviously still scarred that he makes the kind of terrible fashion choices evidenced by his terrible hat.

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We all know that most reality TV is fake and scripted.
I Love the Corey's but this went a little to far for me, Corey F. comment of I can Destroy You is just plain-Selfish, Hyprocritocal, Ignorant and Terrible which by the way spelled S.H.I.T and if there is any truth to these stories of the Molester then now is the time to get all out in the open. As the way Corey F. was putting it like his story was worse then Your story and Boo-Hoo and Your an Adult now so get it together man, I know this show has alot of scripted dialouge and Yeah it needs ratings and all. And neither of them are to be blamed for what happened to them at 14yrs old, But looks to me like Corey F. needs to work on his compasion for Corey H. feelings about this Subject as back when this case of M.J was open Corey F. had plenty of op. to tell someone to put the right person behind bars.
I will continue to watch the The Corey's because I really enjoy Corey Haims and maybe this season Corey Feldman will grow up and realize it's not all about HIM.

Posted by: SugarsGizmo on June 23, 2008 6:28 PM

"Let's do this!"

Posted by: bunny on June 23, 2008 6:30 PM

This is a cool new reality show with Mel B & Joey Fatone -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlY8dDxvj6Y

Posted by: ldaley0 on June 24, 2008 2:55 PM

Wow, this is such a disgusting and insensitive article I don't even know where
to begin. Rape can never be funny, it is always serious and wrong. I think it is true. Perhaps you do not, or you just think that they consented to it? I work with sex abuse survivors, Corey H's issues are pretty much exactly the same as the sex abuse survivors I work with. Cutting in order to draw attention away from the inner pain to focus on the outter pain is common for these kids.
I assume Corey started cutting after the abuse, while still a child.

This is so serious, and yet you belittle it. I applaud them for telling, and for doing so on national television. Further, I hope they keep going. Maybe we will open the public's eyes to these things--yes, they happen to teen boys, and yes, apparently Hollywood has some answering to do. I hope all child actors are carefully watched over.

Posted by: intelligence on July 7, 2008 11:53 AM

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Wow, this is such a disgusting and insensitive article I don't even know where
to begin. Rape can never be funny, it is always serious and wrong. I think it is true. Perhaps you do not, or you just think that they consented to it? I work with sex abuse survivors, Corey H's issues are pretty much exactly the same as the sex abuse survivors I work with. Cutting in order to draw attention away from the inner pain to focus on the outter pain is common for these kids.
I assume Corey started cutting after the abuse, while still a child.

This is so serious, and yet you belittle it. I applaud them for telling, and for doing so on national television. Further, I hope they keep going. Maybe we will open the public's eyes to these things--yes, they happen to teen boys, and yes, apparently Hollywood has some answering to do. I hope all child actors are carefully watched over.

Posted by: intelligence on July 7, 2008 11:55 AM