Before we even saw the trailer we were pretty certain that The Love Guru was going to suck. But that's fine, ever since he abandoned Wayne Campbell that's exactly what Mike Myers has done—suck. Then we saw the trailer and realized that Myers' take on Indian love doctors wasn't just going to suck, it was going to suck like few have sucked before. And now that the movie's out and reviewers have taken to treating it like Birth of a Nation 2, we realize that The Love Guru is essentially worse than Nazism. Really, just look at what the reviewers are saying:

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