THE MOST HATED MAN IN THE CLOSET Avery

New York Ranger player-cum-Vogue intern Sean Avery has finished his month-long run with editrix Anna Wintour's glossy ship, and with it his stint as guest editor at mensvogue.com. At first, the blogging part of his editorship was an inadvertently comedic goldmine (his fellow players are "narrow-minded blockheads," and taunters will get their "asses kicked by a very expensive pair of shoes"—that match his accompanying belt and shirt, natch). But phantom tweaks to his later posts and photo captions transformed his writing into something almost passably Vogue. Then there's the case of the photos themselves, the nude-y ones that suspiciously went missing earlier today.

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