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Nancy Grace, Champion of Victims Everywhere

CNN's Nancy Grace, who has yet to meet a victim she's unwilling to exploit for cheap ratings, checked in last night on John Graziano, the 22-year-old Iraq war veteran who was critically injured when his friend, wrestling spawn Nick Hogan, drunkenly crashed the car in which Graziano was a passenger. Young Hogan is now in jail serving an eight-month sentence; Graziano is in the hospital and unable to move of his own volition, which Grace can see for herself because Graziano's family has provided her with footage of his rehabilitation efforts.

"We have pixelated a portion of Graziano's head—part of his skull is missing, it's gone...a portion of his frontal lobe, removed," Grace somberly intones. "This is his life now."

Despite the fact that Graziano's physical maladies are in plain sight, Grace needs to bring in a doctor to really drive the point home. "What would a day in the life of Graziano be?" she earnestly asks.

We don't have a medical degree, but we'll go ahead and answer: Pretty fucking terrible. The icky clip—cable TV at its worst!—is above.

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