SCENES WHICH ARE UNLIKELY TO BE REPEATED Heigl, Emmy

• Schmucks with Underwoods: Katherine Heigl has withdrawn her name from Emmy contention, blaming Grey's Anatomy writers for not providing "the material this season to warrant" a nomination. We are so excited for next season, when Katherine's character is sure to develop a mysterious disorder which makes her speak in a Mexican accent and drool constantly.

•As go American corporations: So go their namesake buildings. Abu Dhabi's kickin' sovereign wealth fund just found a new play toy: the Chrysler Building.

•My Little Lingerie Set: As if horses in makeup weren't creepy enough, Hasbro announced plans to license its My Little Pony brand for adult sleepwear and underwear. Congratulations, all you wannabe Warren Jeffs out there: It's an early Christmas!

•One World, One Dream, One Child: More than 4,000 Chinese babies have been named "Olympic Games" in the past 15 years.

•Bollocks!: The worst tennis player in Britain sues top newspapers for pointing out that he is‚ er, the worst tennis player in Britain.

• Bubbling Up
• Something About Boy George And Garbage Men, We Didn't Read It All That Closely

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