Fox News Solves Troubling Trousers Mystery

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Posted on Oct 27, 2008 @ 04:07PM  
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"I never knew that the Hulk's pants were purple, even though his body is green," says one of the dippy hosts of Fox and Friends. Her consciousness has been raised by this stunning investigation into the question that has plagued humanity for decades: Why do the Hulk's pants stay on, even though the rest of his clothes are torn apart in his transformation. The answer may surprise you! Unless you've already figured out that showing Hulk cock in a story aimed at children is probably bad for sales.

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