NO ON THE GINGHAM? Clinton

• Working girl: Hillary Clinton was back to work in the Senate Tuesday for the first time since the end of her campaign for president. First order of business: recruit Barack Obama to help pay back that massive debt of hers.

• On the same page: "A leading Catholic group in the U.S. is helping Hindus boycott the controversial new Mike Myers movie The Love Guru," reports the Indo-Asian News Service. Helping the rest of the U.S. boycott The Love Guru: the film itself.

• Head case: Actress Heather Locklear is seeking treatment for anxiety and depression in Arizona. "She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment," says a Locklear rep.

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