• Working girl: Hillary Clinton was back to work in the Senate Tuesday for the first time since the end of her campaign for president. First order of business: recruit Barack Obama to help pay back that massive debt of hers.

• On the same page: "A leading Catholic group in the U.S. is helping Hindus boycott the controversial new Mike Myers movie The Love Guru," reports the Indo-Asian News Service. Helping the rest of the U.S. boycott The Love Guru: the film itself.

• Head case: Actress Heather Locklear is seeking treatment for anxiety and depression in Arizona. "She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment," says a Locklear rep.

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• Working the numbers: Rabid Avril Lavigne fans have instructed her other less-rabid fans to constantly refresh her new video on YouTube to make it appear more popular. Thanks to the evil plot, Lavigne's "Girlfriend" is currently one of the most popular videos on the site, with over 89 million views.

• On the move: Brace yourself for Dubai's newest ridiculous construction project: a "moving" skyscraper. The Dynamic Tower, set for 2010, will feature 80 revolving stories. "It's the first building that rotates, moves, and changes shape," says the architect, "this building never looks the same, not once in a lifetime." Wow.

• She's got leggings: Enough already, people. Lindsay Lohan loves leggings, and she doesn't care if you think she wears them too often. With this embrace of comfortable, functional, out-of-style clothing, she unintentionally confirms her lezzie Samanatha Ronson leanings.

• Kid you not: Breaking trend in children's toys! Dolls with Down's syndrome for kids with Down's syndrome.