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North Korea Off The Naughty List

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AXIS: BOLD AS LOVE Bush, Jong-il
Demoted: Once North Korea submits a verifiable list of its nuclear programs to China, President Bush says he will in turn lift trade sanctions against the country and remove it from U.S. terrorism blacklist. Also, he and NK dictator Kim Jong-il are now planning a movie-and-Hennessy night.

Get shorty: The man who brought the world Paris Hilton's sex tape is said to be selling a video of Verne Troyer, best known as Austin Powers' Mini-Me, porning off with his girlfriend. See the briefest of clips here, tongue included.

High notes: Twenty-five of Tony Soprano's outfits were auctioned off at Christie's Wednesday. James Gandolfini's character's garb fetched $187,750, to be donated to a charity for wounded soldiers.

YESSIR, THERE'S MORE: Inside the mind of MoDo; sexist iPhone?; Obama disses ScarJo; and gene mapping chocolate!

MoDo dissected: Still concerned over accusations that New York Times columnist Marueen Dowd is guilty of her own unique brand of sexism? Worry no more, and get to the heart of the matter with the MoDo "Thought Process Flowchart"!

Man-i-cure: Some women say Apple's iPhone is sexist because it doesn't work with long nails. You know what also isn't doing a lot for gender equality? Spending a bunch of time and money keeping up those long, sexy, womanly nails.

Get lost in translation: Barack Obama has denied his e-relationship with the notoriously STD-free Scarlett Johansson. Obama says he replied to one e-mail the actress sent to his assistant. "I write saying, 'Thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,' and suddenly we have this e-mail 'relationship.'"

A new Flaming Lips song idea?: Chocolate company Mars is working to decode the DNA of the cacao tree to make even tastier chocolate and improve cacao farming practices. The Chocolate Genome Project will take about five years to complete.

Cracked out: Descriptions of neighborhood crack houses on the Brooklyn blog bayridgetalk.com helped lead to five drug arrests.

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