• The skinny: French first lady Carla Bruni says she fell for that old dog Sarkozy after being "seduced by his physique and his intelligence." Hmmm, his physique? Is she thinking of the Photoshopped version?

• Talentless agency: Audrina Patridge has left Hollywood talent agency UTA, which still reps Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port, and Lo Bosworth. A source told E! that Audrina felt the agency had a "conflict of interest" in repping both her and Conrad. And don't even get us started on Lo.

• Snapped: Celebrity photographer Edwin W. Merino has been arrested for allegedly stalking Jamie Lynne Spears and fiancé Casey Aldridge.

SURE, THERE'S MORE: Ozzy wins; child brides; and more good news about drinking!

• Rock on: Ozzy Osbourne has won libel damages from the Daily Star after the paper published an article implying he was not fit enough to host an awards show.

• Bride's day: Fifteen child brides, ranging in age from three to 10, have been used to settle an ongoing blood feud in western Pakistan. Human rights activists are rightfully outraged and yet are not putting forth alternative ways of ending blood feuds.

• Keep drinking: Because we like any article telling of the health benefits of boozing, here's this one.

• For the children: Seventy people, including a policeman and several teachers, have been arrested in Australia in a countrywide crackdown on kiddie porn.