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Billy Bob Thornton Ain't Sittin' By The Phone Waitin' For Angelina Jolie To Be On The Other End

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"SAY GOODBYE TO THESE" Jolie, Thornton (Photo: Getty Images)
From his barstool: Billy Bob Thornton claims former wife Angelina Jolie is going through a "high school phase" by dating "the high school quarterback" (baby daddy Brad Pitt), and warns he doesn't know if he'll be there when she's ready to come around again. Yeah, okay, Bubba, we buy that.

We're all together again for the first time: Former Clinton campaign manager Patti Solis Doyle joins Team Obama, where she'll serve as chief of staff to the vice-presidential nominee, whoever that turns out to be.

Back to black-out: Lovely loose canon Amy Winehouse fainted, and was rushed to the hospital. She woke up to find a needle in her arm, let out a long sweet sigh, and went back to her happy dreams.

Who knew?: This Tiger Woods kid is apparently pretty good at the golf.

Obama brought to book: Former Bush buddy and evangelical Stephen Mansfield pens a book that's all for Obama. It's his faith, not his plans for a basketball court in the White House, that impresses Mansfield.

Hot mess!: Weeds woman Mary-Louise Parker broke her toe on the bed frame while filming a love scene. You could probably make some kind of easy pot joke here, were you so inclined.

You're welcome: A gallery of pregnant-looking men, brought to you by TMZ.

kudos to the writer for unleashing her fresh and unqiue insight on the days top stories. what a great dose of style, gossip, pop and politics all rolled into one. i never usual comment...but the above stories just warranted my deserved attention and praise. If I were to compare it to baseball, that would be the equivalent of a three run triple with two outs in the bottom of the 4th down by seven. still got some more runs to score....but catching up.

Cleveland Indians stink.....GO YANKS!!!!!

Posted by: ASSMAN2008 on June 16, 2008 6:56 PM

Billy Bob hitting his stride with the "High School Assistant Principal" phase. Wonder who's tattooed on his pocket protector?

He's also a Cardinals fan, Assman, if you want to get in on some of that.

Posted by: KarenUhOh on June 17, 2008 9:56 AM

thanks for the tip Karen uhoh - if that's your real name...kinda sounds asian.

Assman thinks that Billy Bob is a talented actor who is entitled to his opions. especially since he hit that fine piece of what, what. yep...ass.

Posted by: ASSMAN2008 on June 17, 2008 4:50 PM

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