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I WANT YOU TO SAY YOU WANT THE VP SLOT Hillary, Barack
Let's heal: You know how there's that interlude in Ms. Pacman where she and Pacman come together and the words "They Meet" flash on screen. Yeah, same thing happened Thursday night with Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, who met in Washington, D.C., to discuss uniting the democratic party after this whole ordeal.

Melonhead: Some crazy Japanese dude has paid $6,125 for a really special watermelon.

Class act: On Thursday's Mike Gallagher radio show, former House Republican Leader and accused money launderer Tom DeLay said that "unless he proves me wrong," Obama is a Marxist. Bob Dylan doesn't think it's so bad what Obama's doing.

SURE, THERE'S MORE: Twitter saves; Someone believes in Lohan; and John Edwards is back and not doing much!

Jailbird tweet: An American student used Twitter to get out of an Egyptian jail. He tweeted his friends "arrested," spurring his college to send over a lawyer. His translator friend hasn't been so lucky.

The insured: Lindsay Lohan will get another chance to resuscitate her career. She's finally gotten insured to star in the film Labor Pains, which starts shooting Monday.

Sí o no?: According to two major newspapers in Spain, John Edwards says he has no interest in the VP slot.

Death becomes him: "Accused Al Qaeda mastermind of the September 11 attacks" Khalid Sheikh Mohammed told the Guantanamo war crimes court that he would welcome the death penalty. Great! We're all in agreement.

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