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• Off-camera: The tension between Hills girls Lauren and Audrina continues to grow. Lauren freaked out Tuesday when she came home to an Audrina photo shoot for OK!. Audrina says, "she thinks I'm sneaky and shady for doing this photo shoot, yet she and her team knew about it. She won't let it go." Yeah, Lauren never lets anything go.

• Let him entertain her: The recently awoken "incest dungeon girl" has asked to attend a Robbie Williams concert. Doctors worry about her mental health.

• Suspicious minds: Following the crash of his website after posting his piping hot articles of impeachment against President Bush, Dennis Kucinich cites "suspicious circumstances."

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