How drunk was Republican congressman Vito Fossella prior to his Virginia DUI? Well, if the .17 blood alcohol level he blew into the Breathalyzer doesn't give you enough of a sense, there's this: Fossella showed up at Washington bar Logan Tavern with a friend known only as Brian, who "passed out at the bar after arriving with Fossella. Fossella roused his pal, who made it to the men's room, where he passed out again in a chair outside the bathroom door. Tavern staff woke Brian, who returned to the main room and promptly belly-flopped onto a table... " Let's try and look at the positive side here. At the very least, Vito Fossella was not the drunkest guy in the room. And that's gotta count for something, right?

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