Looking to steal a car? Tucker Carlson's unlocked Volvo station wagon is available and probably in the parking lot at D.C. hub The Palm right now.

Along with not combing his hair or dancing well sober or ever changing his order at the aforementioned Capitol restaurant, Carlson tells The Hill he never locks his car—despite having been stalked by a woman who wrote a letter to his 6-year-old daughter stating, "Your father has to kill me or I'm going to kill you." (Funny that a fop best known for his bow tie would have quirks.) He once found a dude sleeping under some newspaper in his backseat. "I beat on the windows and made him get out," he says. The guy did, but not before calling him a partisan hack. [The Hill]

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