"YOU'RE WEARING TOO MUCH FOUNDATION." "YEAH, SAME." AP, LC (Photo: Getty Images)

Dear Hills creator Adam Divello,

Well, I guess this is where we part, old friend—until August, at least, when another season begins. Can I just say that this was sort of a weird ending? First, there was Lauren's super long opening voiceover thing—I bet she didn't like it one bit to have to devote so much time to Heidi's little life. And then there was that extended section about how her and Audrina are growing apart—she's not really that dumb, is she? It's so obvious she's neglected Audrina for Lo and whenever they try to fix it, it's totally fake and forced. Plus, Audrina's a brunette, which is awkward. And besides, three girls living together always gets messy. Someone always gets left out, and typically, it is the girl who is getting laid.

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