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"How Do I Prove I Hooked Up With My Straight Friend?"

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Reality-show Machiavelli Spencer Pratt has a unique ability to get to the crux of any issue. Radar has enlisted the king of The Hills to field queries from regular folks with regular problems, just like you! Check out Spencer's print column in our May/June issue, and visit RadarOnline every Tuesday for additional wise counsel. Got a burning question? Send it to: spencer@radaronline.com

YO SPENCER! I'm gay but I hang out with a bunch of straight guys all the time. A few nights ago, I hooked up with one of them; he then told all his friends that it had never happened and I made it up. I don't want to embarrass this guy, but I'm not a liar. What do I do?

Next time you go out and party with this friend, make sure you bring your digital camera. When you start making out, take a photo and threaten to put it on Facebook if he keeps lying to your friends. In this day and age, you need evidence to prove your case.

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Comments

spencer, you're a genius.

Posted by: googly on May 20, 2008 2:09 PM

genius, i say! genius!

Posted by: googly on May 20, 2008 2:09 PM

awesome.

Posted by: Tracie Lee on May 20, 2008 2:40 PM

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