• Rhymes with "City": The Sex and the City movie premieres in London. Sarah Jessica Parker wears a ridiculous hat. The flick gets two stars out of five in its first review.

• For a good time call: David Lauren, supposedly uninvited Jew boyfriend to Lauren Bush, reportedly spent the weekend picking up phone numbers in Connecticut while his girlfriend was at the big fat Republican wedding in Texas.

• No detox for two: Newlywed Beyoncé Knowles is rumored to be pregnant. Why else wouldn't she be doing a "Def Jam detox"?

SURE, THERE'S MORE: A shitty seat; an electric car; a designer embryo!

• Crappy seat: A New York man is suing JetBlue, claiming a pilot made him sit in the toilet for three hours of a cross-country flight.

• It's electric!: Nissan is expected to announce plans today to sell electric cars in the U.S. and Japan by 2010, making it the first automaker to offer zero-emission vehicles.

• HBOTunes: iTunes may start selling HBO shows, but they'll cost more than the standard $1.99 apiece.

• Mad, scientists: Scientists have genetically altered a human embryo for the first time. X-Men comic collectors rejoice.

• Tonight on Lou Dobbs: More than 300 workers were arrested in an immigration raid on an Iowa meat plant Monday, making it the largest workplace immigration raid so far this year.