BREAKING (MY HEART): "Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are making it official! Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who have been dating since Spring 2007, are engaged, their rep confirms to Usmagazine.com."

And just when I finally learned to appreciate her! Damn you, Canadian guy from Waiting and that unnecessary Amityville Horror remake. I hope you're happy in your STD-less marriage. [Via]