A FACE ONLY A MUM COULD LOVE Rove (Photo: Getty Images)

Shocking news out of London this morning. The Telegraph has named Bush mastermind and WSJ contributor Karl Rove the No. 1 US political pundit on its list of the "50 Most Influential US Political Pundits." Chris Matthews, Rush Limbaugh, and Jon Stewart also made the top 10, with Stewart beating out Comedy Central buddy Stephen Colbert (No. 11). In other loving duos, James Carville came in at No. 28, while wife Mary Matalin barely made it on the list at No. 49. David Brooks was the only New York Times columnist to break the top 10, which sort of goes to show the Brits don't really know what they're talking about. But hey, lists are fun. Cheers. Happy Friday. [The Telegraph]

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