• On Broadway: Katie Holmes is escaping the Cruise compound and heading to NYC—to act. She's set to star in a Broadway revival of Arthur Miller's All My Sons this fall.

• For the kiddies: In a seven to two vote, the Supreme Court upheld a federal law criminalizing those who sell or seek kiddie porn, saying that their ruling does not violate free-speech. Justice Antonin Scalia wrote, "We hold that offers to provide or requests to obtain child pornography are categorically excluded from the First Amendment."

• Final cut: The White House is accusing NBC News of "deceitful[ly]" editing an interview with President Bush where he was asked if his "appeasement" comments were directed at Barack Obama.

SURE, THERE'S MORE: Audrina celebrates, technical virgins, and human-animal embryos!

• Birthday babes: Just so you know, Hills girl Audrina Patridge recently celebrated her 23rd birthday, and she has a hot, heavily tattooed younger sister.

• Technicalities: A new study finds that oral sex isn't really helping teens stay "technical virgins." But it is helping to keep them in good standing with the football team.

• Man or beast?: The British House of Commons voted Monday to allow British scientists to create human-animal embryos to research diseases like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's.

• Kettle, black: Slate's Anne Applebaum gets called out after she condemns "the inexplicable need to inject the Nazis into current political debate whether they belong there or not" when she's recently done much of the same herself.

• More a toxic-black, actually: Greenpeace dissected the Sony PlayStation 3, Microsoft Xbox 360, and Ninendo Wii, and found that the consoles all contained hazardous materials that make them not-so green. Nintendo ranks at the bottom of Greenpeace's report on "green" technology companies.

• Farewell tour: The Jerusalem Post says that President Bush "intends to attack Iran before the end of his term".