ERS News reminds the world (with pics!) that, when the feds ensnared Eliot Spitzer in the bust of a ho-ring, it wasn't only out to douse water on Gov. Hobagger's tube-socked shenanigans. The Emperor's Club VIP, escort service of choice for those that would vigorously campaign to fight prostitution, had girls all over L.A. Girls like Maya (aka Maya Kate, aka Candy Lee, aka Isa Frederick), a porny blonde who loves "to make you yearn for me, then help you release all your frustrations"—like massive job losses, a sagging economy, and a $4 billion budget gap? [ERS News]