By now, you have all no doubt read the story about a certain blogger who took to the august pages of the New York Times Magazine to pen an 8,000 word memoir of the time she dated a certain other blogger when they both worked at a certain Manhattan gossip website. We have no insight to add beyond what can be found here and in the 654 and counting comments that have already accrued at the Times' website. Given the inordinate amount of attention the story has garnered (attention which, at least by the admittedly shallow rubric of "buzz," seems to validate the decision by the Times magazine editors to give the story the cover), we'd bet some enterprising Hollywood agent is on the phone right now attempting to procure the movie rights. You've Got Mail for the millennial set: how could it miss?!

To help the casting directors out, we've gone ahead and assigned the principal roles already:

• Emily Gould, overshary heroine, jilted lover: Grey's Anatomy's Elizabeth Reaser

• Joshua David Stein, fellow oversharer, former bedmate: Ryan Philippe

• Alex Balk, former Gawker Media innocent bystander, current Radar editor: Tom Sizemore [You're fired.—Ed.]

• Jimmy Kimmel, clueless late-night talk show host, anti-Gawker crusader: The guy who played Eddie Munster on The Munsters.

• Julia Allison, Gould's IM confidante: Julie Christie in about ten years.

• Nick Denton, blog overlord, evil puppeteer: Simon Pegg (with elevated shoes)

• Choire Sicha, staff retreat enforcer: Can Rufus Wainwright act? No? Okay, either Johnny Depp or Sean Hayes.

• Jessica Coen, grizzled gossip blog veteran: Elizabeth Banks, if she can play mean.

• Gawker commentariat, raging creative underclass: Just scour any Starbucks at 3 PM and grab whoever's working on their "screenplay."