• Harvey danger: Virginia Arthur, mother of the late Anna Nicole Smith, is suing, among others, Harvey Levin's TMZ for defamation and libel over things written about her on the site, like this gem. Arthur claims such tidbits lost her the custody battle for Danielynn.

• Lipstick jihad: With the California Supreme Court overturning a ban on gay marriage yesterday, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have announced plans to wed.

• Sin of pride?: Michelle Obama is facing the wrath of Tennessee GOP over a comment she made at a February campaign event, saying, "For the first time in my adult life, I am really proud of my country."

SURE, THERE'S MORE: More stuff for Miley to deal with; a naked supermodel; and Mimi's wedding reception!

• Thievery corporation: More tough times for Miley Cyrus. Lustra, a band you've never heard of out of Los Angeles, is claiming Miley's song "Rockstar" sounds suspiciously like one of their tunes. Beleaguered Miley's wisely handed the matter over to Disney.

• Shooting from the hipster: Supermodel Agyness Deyn got naked for a cover photo shoot with downtown photographer Ryan McGinley. (Nipple ring? Really?)

• Love is a roller coaster: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their conveniently timed-to-the-release-of-a-new-album nuptials with a wedding reception for 100 at Six Flags Magic Mountain. Yes, this is the same place Joe Francis celebrated his birthday in 2006. Romantic.

• Not the High Life: Miller Brewing Co. says customers have been drinking more economy brews as boozers deal with the recession. Sales of Miller Lite are up; MGD sales are down.