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"Do you have no game when it comes to women/dating? Do your interests and hobbies get in the way of your social and love life? Are you a geeky guy who can't seem to find a girl that has the same interests as you?" Do you have the desire to attempt to deal with these problems on national TV, under the tutelage of an eyeliner-wearing weirdo and his two idiot sidekicks, for the chance to maybe walk away with about $50,000 and almost certainly embarrass yourself when your attempts to "escalate kino" end with some poor girl throwing a vodka tonic in your face? If so, you have until May 10th to submit your application to be a contestant on the next season of VH1's Mystery-helmed The Pick Up Artist. From the look of things, a nice spread of eager young bucks is already on board. Hurry up and apply today!

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