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"Should I Trade In My SUV?"

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When Radar enlisted reality-show Machiavelli Spencer Pratt for a Q&A back in November, it quickly became obvious that the kid had a future ... in the magazine business. So we brought him back. This time around he'll be fielding queries from regular folks with regular problems, just like you! Check out Spencer's first print column in our April issue, and visit RadarOnline every Tuesday for additional wit and wisdom. Got a burning question? Send it to: spencer@radaronline.com

YO SPENCER! I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee and I love it, but lately I've been feeling bad, because it's not good for the environment. Should I trade it in?

I feel your pain every time I fill my ride up. It's a '68 BMW that costs over $60 to fill. If you're not down with any of the hybrid SUVs, step up your game with other environment issues. Recycle, turn off the water if you're brushing your teeth, use towels more than once, turn off lights, buy recycled or green products. Other than that, suck it up.

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Oh mah gah! What grand advice! Radar, Radar, Radar, you have so many chances to do something clever. This column is neither well-written nor is it informative. It's not even a prettily packaged turd. What, was Bea Arthur too booked up to write an advice column? All of the Muppets turned you down? Miss Manners is way funnier than this guy. Could you get someone else?

Posted by: snidecomment on April 15, 2008 3:54 PM

The great thing about dating Heidi is that she is one-hundred percent recyclable. One day, you may be driving a car made from her recycled lips, chin, breasts, or nose!

Date plastic, date green!

Posted by: Gretchen Weiners on April 15, 2008 4:45 PM

Gee I can tell this guys a dick all the way from New Zealand. Spencer you are a complete tool and a waste of space..I'll stop the planet so you can get off ok?

Posted by: xspader on April 15, 2008 10:24 PM

Considering Radar is one of the painfully few places I can come for refuge from the whole fame-whore machine currently plaguing Hollywood, you can imagine my disappoint and utter dispair that you would even temporarily employ this kook and grant him valuable face-time in your otherwise excellent magazine.

You appear to be doing the very thing you preach against... jumping on the Pop-Hollywood bandwagon... ugh.

What's next? A relationship advice column by Paris Hilton? You might as well rip your cover off and call yourself US Weekly.

Barf. Get rid of the douchbag. He isn't going to garner you any amount of respect. I can almost guarantee it.

Posted by: stargazer on April 16, 2008 8:15 AM

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All I want to say is If you peolpe think spencer is a waste of time then why are you here and why are asking question's?

Posted by: whitetulips on April 17, 2008 12:01 PM