There are two conflicting views as to whether or not former actress and current tabloid fixture Lindsay Lohan is drinking again. The Daily News is of the opinion that she is, as evidenced by the fact that she was downing Grey Goose till 4 a.m. at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday night with rumored lesbian lover Samantha Ronson. (Lohan had "glassy eyes," but she left on her own accord, according to the News' sources!) On the other hand, Lohan herself—or at least someone doing an admirable job pretending to be her on Facebook (more pics after the jump)—claims otherwise: "dont believe the hype. im taking my sobriety seriously, and day by day. it was 430 am!!" the maybe-real Lohan wrote in a status update at 7:49 a.m. this morning.

Granted, there are tons of fake Facebook profiles out there, but this one does have wall postings from former rentboy and Marc Jacobs ex Jason Preston and underage Internet style icon Cory Kennedy, so make of that what you will. (This Lohan profile, under the name 'Lindsay Ronson,' also counts as its friends Lauren Conrad, Hillary Duff, and former MTV VJ Brian McFayden, the last of whom is so irrelevant that it's hard to imagine an impostor having the foresight to add him as a joke.)

Why has Lohan co-opted Ronson's surname online? Well, she's clearly protective of her best gal pal: the New York Post reports that when Starbucks-drinking Muppet Ashley Olsen had the audacity to say hi to Ronson at Manhattan hotspot the Beatrice Inn on Friday, Lohan allegedly screamed at her, "Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' ass away from my girlfriend." Whether that too was the work of a fake Lohan depends on how much stock you put in the Post's "spy."