Justin Bobby's Triumphant Return

BLANK GENERATION J.B. (Photo: Getty Images)

Oh God, Justin Bobby returned to The Hills Monday night. And not a moment too soon. With the Lauren-Heidi feud wearing ever thinner and the economy in the shitter, we need the greatest love story of our time like never before. In honor of JB's return, we offer you these poetic moments, with subtextual analysis, from the rekindling of his epic romance with Audrina:

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