DON'T MAKE ME GET MY WATERBOARD McCain, Malkin (inset) (Photo: Getty Images)

Conservative chirper Michelle Malkin has assembled this helpful rogues' gallery exposing all of the terrorists who support the Democratic presidential candidates. A $200 donation from a crazy, bomb-throwing hippie? Consider yourself nailed Barack Osama! But if it's terrorist mollycoddling Malkin has a beef with, why stop with the Democrats? One can apply Malkin's unsubtle model to Republican candidate John McCain and easily find a terror connection that's considerably more relevant to our national security than those set out by her Democrat dossier. In fact, one need look no further than the uppermost rungs of the McCain operation to do so.

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