It turns out Richard Quest, the CNN talking head arrested at 3:40 a.m. in Central Park last week with a dildo in is boot, meth in his pocket, and a length of rope tied around his genitals, at least has a plausible reason for having the rope. Gawker has uncovered footage of the British correspondent performing "The Professor's Nightmare Rope Trick" in front of a captive studio audience, and while almost every line takes on new meeting in light of the arrest, our favorite might be: "If my technique is spotted, than this trick is dead." Looks like your technique was, uh, spotted, Richard.

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