The Raw Story gets a hold of an anecdote from the forthcoming The Real McCain by Cliff Schecter, in which McNasty super-sizes his McNastiness and tosses in the c-word as a delicious dessert treat. Also, he apparently likes his bottle blondes a bit more natural. "Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain's intemperateness," Schecter allegedly writes. "In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, 'You're getting a little thin up there.' McCain's face reddened, and he responded, 'At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt.'"

Then, we assume, the two pushed aside the press gaggle and had a passionate grudgefuck right there on the Straight Talk Express.