• Truth in time: While Justin Bobby has yet to make an appearance on The Hills bonus episodes, he has returned to his modeling ways, posing for men's label Orthodox. And though a "poor man's Vincent Gallo" joke seems in order, given Gallo's standing, it just doesn't make much sense.

• American girl?: Despite her extremely poor reception at the Miss USA pageant, Heather Mills says she may be moving to the U.S. Hey, she only got £24.3 million in the divorce and the exchange rate's right.

• Undercooked: Despite what the gossip mags say, Pete Wentz has denied that fiancé Ashlee Simpson has an eyeliner'd bun in the oven. Claims Wentz: "There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood.... I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover." Yeah, neither can we.

WAIT, THERE'S MORE: Harry Potter in court; America's vagina; and Mrs. McCain has lifted recipes?

• Potter's pot: Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling testified in a New York courtroom Monday in an attempt to keep a rival publisher from putting out a Harry Potter Lexicon. Saying the guidebook was unoriginal, Rowling added, "It's not about money, there's a measure of principal at stake." We're strangely inclined to believe her.

• Delta delta delta: Did you know that New Orleans is the vagina of New Orleans? Go figure.

• Cooking the books: What do John McCain and Jerry Seinfeld have in common? Both of their wives have been accused of recipe plagiarism.

• Size doesn't matter: Delta and Northwest airlines have merged in a $3.1 billion deal that will create the world's largest airline, giving it the greatest capacity for poor customer service and egregious delays.

• Step down: A little silver-lining to the economic downturn. Retail orders are down and shares are dropping for Crocs shoes. Is the faltering economy to blame, or is good taste on the rise?