MAYERIED Jen, John, in Touch (Photo: In Touch Weekly)

New couple/publicity stunt alert: Sad singleton Jennifer Aniston gets hot and heavy with singer/songwriter and Us "Cad of the Year" John Mayer in Miami!

Jen, 39, and John, 30 (ooh, sexy age difference!), met on a fix-up by mutual buddy Sheryl Crow (Star, In Touch), or began an Internet flirtation after meeting six months ago (Us), or met about a year earlier through business associates (Life & Style). All the mags agree Jen invited John down to the sunshine state and suggested they get together when she heard he was going to be in town for something else. That or John asked Jen if he could come visit. The two spent an intense four days together, enjoying 400 meals at the city's hottest eateries, rubbing suntan lotion on each other's toned bodies poolside at her hotel, and shopping at the local Publix. It must be serious; no one has ever seen these two buy groceries, ever.

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