Jimmy Kimmel speaks lovingly of spooning with Ben Affleck after the two shot his "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck" video, the follow-up to his girlfriend's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" gag clip. Kimmel also calls Andy Dick the drunkest person every to appear on his show—above, that classic clip, which, on a day when Ivanka is declared single, has renewed significance. But Kimmel adds, "In fairness, most of the guests either come or leave drunk. Sometimes both." [NYDN]