The astoundingly unfunny
Jimmy Fallon "is set to take
Conan O'Brien's job as host of
Late Night in 2009. It's a done deal,"
reports Fox News' Roger Friedman. Say what you will about the talentless Fallon, a man incapable of delivering a performance without resorting to the lowest kind of inept hackery. Seriously, say what you will. Because he's
terrible.