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Jimmy Carter Understands That His Endorsement Is So Embarassing He Can Only Hint At It

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THIS ENORMOUS SWIMMING RABBIT TRIED TO ATTACK PRESIDENT CARTER Really, Look It Up
Former president James Earl Carter, Jr., in Africa to celebrate some bit of do-gooding or other, offered his opinion on the candidates in the Democratic race: "We are very interested in the primaries. Don't forget that Obama won in my state of Georgia. My town which is home to 625 people is for Obama, my children and their spouses are pro- Obama. My grandchildren are also pro- Obama. As a Super Delegate, I would not disclose who I am rooting for but I leave you to make that guess," he said. Carter, recently relieved of his twenty-year duty of serving as America's metric for just how terrible a presidency could be, would not say anything else, but the guess here is he's supporting Obama. [This Day]

Ahhhh, Jimmy Carter the man who gave us deregulation of airlines and transportation industries like trucking; popularized the 60 degree room but made Mr. Rogers sweater look really groovy; long gas lines, thoughtful lusing and sugary southern homilies. And who could forget his "mama" and his beer guzzling bro Billy!? He has done so many harmful things that It is hard to say which was the most malacious: the Iran hostage crisis, war in Afganistan, inflation, insulting sitting presidents, trivilizing peanut farming . So much in so short a time period......but what he is still best at is blaming everybody else for everything that went wrong with his mediocre presidency.

Posted by: edditor on April 3, 2008 2:54 PM

Ahhhh, Jimmy Carter the man who gave us deregulation of airlines and transportation industries like trucking; popularized the 60 degree room but made Mr. Rogers sweater look really groovy; long gas lines, thoughtful lusing and sugary southern homilies. And who could forget his "mama" and his beer guzzling bro Billy!? He has done so many harmful things that It is hard to say which was the most malacious: the Iran hostage crisis, war in Afganistan, inflation, insulting sitting presidents, trivilizing peanut farming . So much in so short a time period......but what he is still best at is blaming everybody else for everything that went wrong with his mediocre presidency.

Posted by: edditor on April 3, 2008 2:54 PM

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