Perhaps it's because of a newly-found sympathy for the rights of those who are being overpowered by a growing majority intent on seizing what the minority has for ages considered rightfully theirs [Uh, is this the most unwieldy Tibet analogy ever? --Ed.], but Drudge reports that Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is calling on President Bush to boycott the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics, which she has just discovered are being held in China. In related news, the Olympic torch, currently in Paris, has been extinguished four times. Insert "Hillary presidential hopes" metaphor here.