• Onward, hos: Hillary Clinton defeated Barack Obama by 10 points in Tuesday's Pennsylvania primaries. "Some people counted me out and said to drop out, but the American people don't quit and they deserve a president who doesn't quit either," Clinton told supporters in Philly.

• Garage days: Tom Cruise needs a hit about now, especially if he's going to be throwing $100k birthday bashes for Suri. Increasingly, it looks like that hit's probably not going to come in the form of the Nazi movie Universal Artists is keeping under lock and key.

• In vitro veritas: Yale university has banned Aliza Shvarts' "abortion art" project from the opening of a campus exhibit, but it may may still be included in the show itself, which only runs through May 1. The university came to the decision Tuesday after Shvarts refused to say she'd lied about undergoing multiple inseminations and self-induced miscarriages for art.

OH, YOU KNOW THERE'S MORE: Celebrity grizzly massacre, Nazis, and O.J. Simpson!

• Un-bearable: A 700-pound, trained grizzly bear that appeared in the Will Ferrell movie Semi-Pro attacked and killed one of its handlers Tuesday.

• Juicy role?: O.J. Simpson is reportedly trying to score an appearance on Celebrity Apprentice next season. Note to Donald Trump: We'd watch.

• Indie rock of love: Like Jay-Z and Beyoncé, rocker Lou Reed and Laurie Anderson have finally wed.

• One heil of a doll: A toy maker is the Ukraine is causing controversy for manufacturing an Adolf Hitler doll. The Führer doll comes with both an "early days Adolf" outfit, a "wartime" look with swastika coat, various medals, and accessories, all packaged in a "presentation box" inscribed with the years of Hitler's birth and death.

• Baby steps: The Japanese trade ministry has asked the manufacturers of Crocs to redesign their ugly shoes, they say, in order to prevent more footwear accidents.

• Howard the lame duck?: Clintonian extremist Lanny Davis says Howard Dean should resign as DNC national chairman if he played a part in killing the North Carolina Democratic debate. Others say Dean should be thanked and worshipped if he helped spare us.

• A Burger King's ransom: Burger King is selling a £85 ($170) Kobe beef and foie gras burger in tony areas of London to prove that it is oh-so-different from McDonald's. "The idea of a burger that no one buys is not as ludicrous as it seems," says Lucy Barrett, of Marketing magazine, "It could lead consumers to reassess the quality of the brand." And that would be a good thing for Burger King?