Do you have an affinity for Robocop, breakdancing, and Spanish chicks in bikinis? Then you might find yourself getting sucked into this horrible, mesmerizing vortex of a song that is all the rage in Europe in these weeks leading up to the big Eurovision Song Contest. "Baila El Chiki Chiki" ("Dance the Chiki Chiki") is Spain's entrant in the continental competition, and has already decisively won YouTube's pre-contest battle for most popular song with 8.4 million views. To put things in perspective, that's a whole 7.2 million more views than Ireland's entrant, an anthropomorphic turkey named Dustin.

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