David Patrick Columbia Thinks All of Those Fashion People Look Alike

SOCIAL DISGRACE Wrongly identified De la Renta, Roberts

Given the frequency with which people of color appear in the "society" pages of fancy magazines, you'd think extra attention would be paid to get their names and identities right. Not the case in this month's edition of Quest magazine, in which bozo society photographer David Patrick Columbia manages to misidentify both of the black people he features—the only two on the page, mind you.

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