A group of 18 alleged suicide bombers packed their luggage with condoms and porn to make security officials think they couldn't be Muslims—but, really, can any of us say we haven't used that same excuse when caught with airporn?

Eight of the men went on trial in London on Thursday. They're accused of plotting to take down United Airlines, Air Canada, and American Airlines flights to Toronto, Montreal, San Francisco, Washington, and New York, all leaving from Terminal 3 at Heathrow. They planned to used liquid bombs in plastic bottles, which are banned. [Daily Mail]